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My Bank Account is Deceased

Dear Banks of America- no reference intended! Leave my bank account alone! How do you decline an AliExpress purchase, but approve an international debit card purchase from the UK, using my debit card? Honey, I’m from the (215)! Then out of policy, charge an overdraft fee for $35, plus $2 for international tax. Leave my debit card alone! That wasn’t the first error. Prior to that my receipts would print a positive account balance but send overdraft alerts. Honey can you count? 1, 2, 3 oh wee! They had over-drafted my savings account by $500. It had converted into a second checking account, that they withdrew all my purchases from! Turns out the government doesn’t allow patrons to make more than six withdraws. Heifer, this my money, these savings last until next week! Leave my bank account alone! But you know what I stayed. Why? The previous bank offered a $65 charge for such mis-blunders. This was one of the last notices I received…

Alert: As of 03/01/2019, the available balance of your bank checking account ending in 4444 is -$35.01. This is less than your threshold alert.

I made my way to the bank. The teller asked, how would I like to receive it? I took that one cent and never looked back!

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