“It is a beautiful and delightful sight to behold the body of the Moon.” ― Galileo Galilei Which one? There are actually quite a few moons. There’s obviously the one in the sky, moonshine, and last, but certainly not least, the backside. I know what you’re thinking, how does an ass equal a moon? Or that one time you looked away for a second, only to find … Continue reading Mooning It
I’m uncommoned sense I’ve tried to start my car without my key And burned my hair when I thought the candle wasn’t near I’ve created turbulence with a gas pedal and a steer I’ve done so much to scare that it only makes sense to change my hair How else am I supposed to make you laugh I’m just uncommoned sense dear Continue reading Uncommoned Sense
Breakfast is an essential part of the day. In fact, some of the most common foods eaten for breakfast in America includes, cold cereal, eggs, and pastries. However, this has become a rarity in my life, with my top picks ranging from a sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich, a beloved protein bar, or that all-time favorite shake. When I have such delicacies, I start speaking … Continue reading Ordering Food In Old English
Dear Banks of America- no reference intended! Leave my bank account alone! How do you decline an AliExpress purchase, but approve an international debit card purchase from the UK, using my debit card? Honey, I’m from the (215)! Then out of policy, charge an overdraft fee for $35, plus $2 for international tax. Leave my debit card alone! That wasn’t the first error. Prior to … Continue reading My Bank Account is Deceased
Have you ever sent a text message via brain? We all experience the moments when WIFI is down, service is unavailable, or our phone bill is just over do. However, in my case the text was read speedily, and replied to without hitting send. So, there I was standing in the middle of the living room trying to win an argument I knew nothing about. … Continue reading The Text Message Not Sent
The appointment was for 03/23/2019 at 10 am. I know because I scheduled it. I arrived at 9:30 am, parking on the streets of downtown. I was hoping to relieve the butterfly pregnancy I had developed or was it a morning shit? While I was sitting there the wax technician texted me. Hi, it’s Tammy from Wax Anonymous- it’s a fabricated name. Nobody wants to … Continue reading Losing My Wax Virginity
Everyone talks about the dangers of texting while driving, but nobody ever discusses the dangers of texting while walking. Did you know more than 35% of people will run into a pole at least once in their lifetime? If you think I’m lying I can officially say it happened to me. There I was walking on a sunny day in Philadelphia and BAM! SMACK DAD! … Continue reading Walking While Texting (WWT)
I really love the story of the prostitution ring bust in Florida, surrounding Mr. Kraft. I think it would make a great romance story. That is not to disregard the crime, because I do think legal action is required. However, I question prostitution and what a woman has a right to do with her body. The relationship between a woman and sex has always been … Continue reading Prostitution Ring Bust Romance
25 questions you Need answered BEFORE you seek an agent or self-publish Continue reading 25 Questions Before you seek an agent
When I first started writing my book it was under distress. I completed my first half (25,000 words) in a week. I had been reading my favorite authors such as Brenda Jackson, Rochelle Alers, and Beverly Jenkins since high school. In my distress, I was looking for stress relievers, and I fell back on my comfort and love of reading. However, midway through the book, … Continue reading A Distressed Puzzle
